Language Manipulation

Maleficent

There was once a fairy named Maleficent. She met a boy in the woods, and they kind of fell in love, but the boy wanted to become a king. The previous King was about to die and he asked for her wings. So the boy stabbed Maleficent in the back by cutting off her wings and she was furious. The boy married another woman, had a baby, and as revenge Maleficent cursed the child to be pricked by a spindle thing at the age of 16. So, to prevent that from happening the dad sent the daughter to be raised by some nice fairies. Maleficent stalked her growing up, and eventually they became friends. She became her mother figure, in a way. But, yeah, and she ended up being the true love's kiss when she kissed her forehead, and the curse vanished. They lived happily ever after.

Manic Fleet (N+7, charNG)

Maleficent vanished from the woods after the wind winnowed the grass she was sitting on. She landed in a store called "Manic Fleet" and pricked her finger on a wooden door with fringes. The man inside bragged that he was the woodcutter who made the door. Maleficent called him a wean. His attempt to impress her backfired. Out of embarrassment, he backed up into a cylindrical pole and hit his femur. “Just my luck!” he yelled. “You are not a woodcutter,” said Maleficent. “That is a fallacy.” “Fine,” said the man. “I am a custodian. I live here in secret.” The custodian vanished and Maleficent was stuck in the woodshop.

Mean Cleft I (Markov Generator, charNG)

Maleficent flew to the roof of the castle and sobbed. She believed it was her duty to cry because she was hurt by her true love, the King. King Cleft I wanted to kill her and turn her into art - a monument. She shivered at the thought. “I don’t want to stay here,” she told herself. “Society shuns me like I am defective. I want to fly to Mars, but my mother would miss me. We have a bond of truth and love.” The clock was ticking. The King stood below. He looked up at Maleficent with his menacing face and winked. Maleficent stared at the sky, a beautiful view, and wandered off in her thoughts. “The King has an evil heart,” she thought, “but I am dumb and love him in spite of this. I have no friends, or even acquaintances, to stop him from mounting me on top of this castle forever. Maybe G*d will stop him with his loud call.” A crow flew free above Maleficent and inspired her to escape. She followed the bird to a safe hiding place.